Are Karens ruining your day? Just fart them off 💨🤣

Mbappe finally confirming the world's worst kept secret.

Darwin Nunez if he was a fake taxi driver...

In all fairness, can't really blame her.

And of course van Dijk is in the list for player of the season.

Jesus Christ. 😂😂😂

Arsenal signing Frenkie de Jong after United chased him for 2 years, had a deal virtually done only to haggle over £5m and overspend on Casemiro and Mount as a result would be peak United...

We have finally reached the pinnacle of the banter era. Good news is that the only way from here is down...

This. This is why young players often crumble under the pressure and fall away far earlier than they should. Adam Wharton, who's made 12 PL appearances, being compared to Pirlo and Iniesta.

Jesus wept.

Since Antony joined Man United.

Grealish : 8 goals
Antony : 11 goals

One is lauded because he’s english & plays for City, while the other is made out to be a laughing stock because he plays for United.

PSG collapsing on Europe's biggest stage again. Standard.

Callum Wilson is literally made of plasticine.

Anderson was a superb player, ruined by injuries, Rafael was arguably the best RB in the league for a period, Andreas Pereira is excelling in the PL with Fulham and I've seen fans crying the want Fred back. Absolutely nonsense tweet, purely looking for likes.

Michael Jackson's best song, hands down.

Just remembered Klopp was knocked out of the FA Cup by this Manchester United team

I'd have him back in a heartbeat.

🗣 Paul Scholes: “We thought we were signing Ronaldinho and we were all really excited to play with him. His impact would have been Cantona like.

Then, 3 days later, we're playing against Barça in pre-season and we're all trying to kick him because he didn't sign for us.' 🤣

David De Gea trending on Twitter.

Must have been another Onana disasterclass last night then?