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Guy in front of me in post office line, being cheery with clerk: Ooooh, what are you watching on your iPad? Clerk: Funeral. My mother’s sister. A reminder to us all that social interactions in retail settings are fraught with danger

Driving Dave Canales back to the porn again

Really happy for Tyrell Malacia. He's been through an 18 month nightmare and it will be awesome to finally see him back in a red shirt.

Every penny spent on this from the first moment has been not only a waste but an embarrassment

"Shall we have any policies that address the real problems of our country?" *200 people simultaneously do jazz hands* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

I bet you didn't realise that the most beautiful building in the world is a 1936 petrol station on the main road about half an hour north of Copenhagen.

"I just thought I could go on sucking catastrophically like... forever. It's the Panthers way."

Someone's been watching Season 1 of The Wire reuters.com/world/middle-e…

RIP to one of the key players in my first core football memory, Italia '90. A real out-of-nowhere hero. The kind of story football doesn't get any more. theguardian.com/football/2024/…

Mr Peston really needs to be checking this stuff with an accountant before he tweets it. It's all unrealised profits and tax deferrals.

West in shambles at this. Presti in midseason form in September.

A salute to the greatness of ⁦DZY⁩. Reached heights few ever reach. youtube.com/watch?v=ybOi63…