We don’t talk enough about how these women lived in Miami and all they ever wore were sweaters and polyester.

Me liking a tweet and then unliking it after I actually process that it's a bad take

If you put on freaky quiplash on the TV I'm fucking leaving

What 6 months of consistent looksmaxxing can do for you if you actually try.

You wouldnt last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Is that Ted Nivison

imagine being so fucking queer that your name is literally a pronoun

40$ to ruin your life go get it

saw this and it made me think of you Rhett McLaughlin | MUSIC: James and the Shame.. just wanted to say i regRHETT the way we left things.. i hope one day we can LINK again and have a good mythical morning together. you dont have to respond

im not kidding when i say that House, the borderline sociopath, is better autistic representation than murphy.

sometimes pookie is a 32 year old man baby

Get her OUT of there, what the actual fuck is that question

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Woah he’s bisexual I didn’t know that!

IT'S HAPPENED!!! ally beardsley has a winnie the pooh familiar!!!

Noticed that my cola was looking particularly crispy at dinner tonight, so I took some time to try and capture the perfect photo despite the disdain it elicited from my companions at the table. The life of an artist is a lonely one.