Humza Yousaf now got a bit more time this summer. Anyone know if he can play right wingback?

Tv companies should be fined everytime their commentator apologises for bad language from the fans.

We're not offended by it. We actively want to hear an opposition player being called 'a fucking dick'.

Had a great sold out and sweaty show in Chester last night. Here's me and my interpreter Karen Forbes looking like 2 Pea Heads.

Three shows to go now; Salford tonight, Northampton on Wednesday and London on Friday. Have loved this tour but honestly can't wait for my own bed!

McTominay going off injured there joining Tierney, Patterson, Hickey and Armstrong on the potential crocked list.

Some Scotland fans are now considering not getting too pished that first night in Munich incase they end up on the bench against Germany.

REMINDER: We are supporting Partick Thistle FC’s involvement in Amnesty UK’s #FootballWelcomes initiative by holding a Refuweegee 🧡 donation drive at Saturday’s match against Ayr United.

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Baby Reindeer is stunning and class to see someone from the Scottish comedy circuit at the top of his game.

Mad to think that the guy I held the mic for at a gig I was hosting in Galashiels years ago cos there was no mic stand would end up being number one on Netflix worldwide.

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Comedian Ray Bradshaw joins Martin & Gordon for a belter of an episode; Insights, Stories & laughs galore as they chat all things comedy😁

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Michael is one of the funniest and best people I've met in stand up and an absolute legend of the game. Check out his new podcast.

Tomorrow night, multi-award-winning comedian Ray Bradshaw brings his new comedy show to Hull; he’s on a quest to find the person who looks most like him.

📅 Wednesday 24th April,
🎟 book tickets: bit.ly/RayBradshawHull

5 more tour dates this week and I'm heading to the North of England.

Wed - Hull
Social

Thurs - Leeds
The Wardrobe Leeds

Fri - Chorley
Chorley Theatre 🎭

Sat - Chester
Storyhouse

Sun - Salford
The Lowry

If you know anyone there send them my way so I look popular.

When Scotland goes independent they should put this historical landmark on the tenner note.

Big thanks to whoever left me this in Aberdeen last night but was too embarrassed to give me it in person.

Headed to Hull on Wednesday. Always loved doing gigs there and last time I was there I had breakfast next to Shota Arveladze.

If you know anyone in Hull send them my way!

Met Aberdonian twitter royalty Shutts last night.

I've got a mate who's a Coventry fan and at Wembley just now. Absolutely buzzing for him just now. Why supporting one of the 'smaller teams' can be so good when everyone thinks you'll get pumped and then you get a performance like this.