Ha-ha! This remake seems to be out there again. Our stupid Sistine Chapel video that broke Twitter for an hour a couple of years ago ...

Not a screamer. You cannot curl 'a screamer' into the top corner. Adam Hurrey

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Have you ever spent your birthday with Mark Bosnich (or any other Antipodean goalkeeper)? Today's Football Weekly Extra is here

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A very impressive debut from Bardell, who was confident enough to schedule the delivery of a tumble-dryer to coincide with his maiden appearance. As for Jonathan Wilson not saluting or greeting solitary magpies. 😱😱😱😱😱

A lovely gesture to mark his landmark 53rd international appearance. And they give him a green armband for added bantz ... 🥺🥺🥺

looking forward to discussing Ethan Pinnock, Offaly hurling and VAR with Barry Glendenning at Curzon Soho this weekend... curzon.com/films/north-ci…

Is Phil Foden the best player in the Premier League right now? - Football Weekly dlvr.it/T3bFm6

Is the narrative of Klopp's kids v Chelsea’s billions unfair? - Football Weekly podcast dlvr.it/T3GWxv

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Sky figures only, presumably. Even Bullsye (8.6m) absolutely monstered those ratings, not to mention a few finals in the 80s.

Was somehow completely unaware of the TV show Ghosts until about two weeks ago. Have now watched the lot. Absolutely sensational. A lorra, lorra LOLs and plenty of 😭 too.

There we go. I was slightly less eloquent. Then Lucy Ward chipped in and was even worse, which is to be expected because she is a woman.

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The latest Guardian sport FW with Paul MacInnes Lars Sivertsen and Barry Glendenning

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Here's today's Grinch-heavy Christmas Eve Football Weekly.
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It's our fourth Football Weekly in as many days and now we're taking a well-earned festive break until ... Christmas Eve.

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Here’s the latest Guardian sport football weekly. Xmas special with
Barry Glendenning Sid Lowe Robyn Cowen and bringing the laughs Jonathan Wilson

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Father Pat Gilbert, once a parish priest in my home town of Birr, was the main celebrant at Shane's funeral.

Was previously famous for his sub-30 minute Sunday masses but was always going to struggle for brevity on this sad-but-weirdly- happy occasion.

Thanks to the FSA and everyone who voted for us. Always a really good night out at that awards 'do'. Pretty sure I forgot to mention Max Rushden 💛🖤 and all our brilliant guests in the acceptance speech again but there was a lot of important admin to get through