Demi roll 20 for frog scat

Just stopped dead in my tracks remembering the time, *twenty* years ago, where I was at a party and referred to Weezer as “Weanus”.

I like to think I am a pretty resilient guy but if Katherine Gray called my glasswork “a little ‘gift shop’, maybe” I would go absolutely fucking psycho about it.

Today I turned over the final draft of a big weird spooky TV show I’ve been working on for quite some time. I don’t even care if it gets made* I’m just amazed I got this far.

*I care very very deeply, actually, about whether or not it gets made.

Trying to think of other actors who meet the John Goodman Criteria: Been in Bad Stuff, But Has Never Been Bad In Stuff. Brad Dourif is another.

Personally, I think the moon should stop goofing about for attention

Once convinced David Harmon that a schooner was called a “stiffy” in Tasmania. Watched him order and everything.

The clock I never got around to changing on the wall is, once again, accurate. The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards justice.

I don’t think that we can discount Kerry Stokes as a sort of Kim Philby figure, secretly working for years on behalf of Woke.

get frogged. idiot

theguardian.com/australia-news… This piece on generational inequality has brought forth the final boomer boss.

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Moses every time we try to give one of his old toys to his baby brother because we say he never plays with it anymore:

This whole project has absolutely destroyed me. Tom is playing GTA 4 with the traffic speed sped up 999%.

every time I failed this mission Niko and Michelle would immediately get atomized by head-height cars in the post-mission cutscene. only this one time did i get half a moment of peace: