The whole internet loves Pizza Rat, a lovely rat who eats pizza the size of his body

pastry crawl w/Andrew Harper (we ate either nine or ten pastries at five bakeries, reports vary)

losing my fucking mind at “conger”

This is the worst thing she’s done since the cop boyfriend

save me, hairy curvy OF guy built like if Elastigirl were a Lebanese man

I fell off this show very hard but I still consider Lo Scandalo to be one of the best episodes ever

can’t I just bet all the queens will have a good time

me finding my airport gate:

i’m sorry but geneva carr looks like someone drew kandy muse from memory

Rupaul’s Drag Race fun fact: Did you know that Geneva Karr appeared on this season?!

Thinking about when the Beyoncé garden account posts Facebook math problems

straight people can never just say “you look pretty”

free my community from the vice grip of Ryanposting

average gay night out

songs that work like a sleeper agent activation phrase to turn gay men into faggots

gay nightlife is roughly 23 minutes of dancing and 87 asking where ryan went

is there a business center here I can use