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Huge weekend for Nord VPN

Just seen a video of someone moaning that her husband "didn't ask" what she wanted when he made her a hot drink What happened to the romance of just knowing!? He probably felt all warm and fuzzy for knowing what she likes and how she likes it made, what's her problem stupid cow

Dabbling with a bit of conservation leverage when he could have just said that they're EXTREMELY uneconomical to manufacture and maintain, to the extent they're barely more environmentally friendly than an old cooling tower but yeah fine, they're ugly

Yer president is scared of windmills

For the last 18 years or so I've received random texts from a historical situationship who's convinced himself he cheats on his fiancé and is borderline alcoholic because I didn't marry him. Anyway, He's either got the hint or died because I've not heard from him since 2024

Yeah sex is great, but have you ever had a complete stranger tell you they've never seen a crossword completed so quickly?!

Explain this then

Everyone stop what you're doing I have a very important photo

#NewProfilePic

Yer fella asks for the Playmobil do at the barbers

when the plan gets cancelled because of rain so you pull out this combo:

I notice there's a lot of humble bragging shoehorned in on here, is that what I'm supposed to be doing, am I doing twitter wrong

New ick unlocked: Pressing the button to tuck your wing mirrors in and you can see yourself in the mirror

"ChatGBT teach me to dance"

Yer Nan was born in 1992

Imagine getting fingered here 😍 #romance #fingering

Ronnie Radke is probably one of the most talented singers around, why does he have to be an absolute bastard cunting motherfucker