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BEING BORED IS SO HARD COS LIKE YEAH I WANNA EAT BUT ALSO I WANT TO DO SOMETHING WITH MY LIFE

When I was in love I literally was not in touch with reality for about 6 months

Today gospel: Why do you speak to the crowd in parables?" He said to them in reply, "Because knowledge of the mysteries of the Kingdom of heaven has been granted to you, but to them it has not been granted. To anyone who has, more will be given and he will grow rich; from anyone

I was wondering why "Documents" was taking up >100GB, so I checked and discovered my iMovie Library has become obese after trying to make 1 video. Insane.

published my first ever article on X. I examine Judas Iscariot with a somewhat modern lens --> one where we look to understand what leads a person to making wrong/sinful/insert-word-for-bad-here. Moreover, perhaps if he was born in the modern era (post 1900's) his action, if

In my third X article, I push for Elon Musk to create a Thiel Fellowship for young political candidates who want to opt out of the two party system. There may have never been a time where more people across both sides of the United States' political spectrum felt isolated from

Stay positive! LOVE YOU! - Lil B

Everybody wants to rizz at the doctors office until the nurse tells you to take your shirt off for an EKG. now you’re real silent.

SoundCloud is like VSCO for incels

Iggy Azalea is like Lana Del Ray

If smart glasses become the norm then billboards can sell their ad space twice; once for the regular billboard ad and then a second time for targeted AR ads only visible thru the glasses.

The distance between a text msg & a poem is attitude. The difference is attention.

I’m reaching “exercise in white linen pants” level of bravery

As soon as I cross state lines into the DMV I have a strong urge to download Pandora and a voice inside my head growling IHEART RADIO HOT 99.5

Billie Eilish dress like Malibu’s Most Wanted

ARMS ARE LIKE EYEBROWS FOR YOUR BODY

They ought to sell Yakult by the gallon. I asked Grok to make an image of a gallon jug of Yakult and for some reason it gave it 3 handles. It's an irresponsible amount of Yakult but that is a decision for the consumer to decide!

I’ve been eating only halal & kosher meat for the past 3 months but today I stepped inside a buccee’s and it rlly tested my faith

SKETCHUP ISNT FREE ANYMORE? ITS NOW JUST TRIMBLE AND THEY KILLED OFF THE FREE MAKE VERSIONS NOW YOU NĒD A SUBSCRIPTION TO USE SKETCHUP OMG ANOTHER APP ADDED TO THE "I AM GOING TO ILLEGALLY PIRATE THIS (IN MINECRAFT)" LIST

3 DOLLARS FOR A BOTTLE OF MOUNTAIN DEW HAS THE ECONOMY LOST ITS MIND?