Finish this sentence:

Boost for Rishi Sunak before local elections as poll suggests Tories could...

(Win a seat)

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Leeberace doesn't even attempt to hide the fact the two pics aren't the same alley.
I imagine his alley is the filthy one on the left, overflowing with faecal detritus after the sniggerati cause him to soil himself.
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Perhaps the Irish should take the perambulating Cadaver's Irish passport away from him, and throw his businesses out, after their tax authorities audit every crevice.
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Love it🤣
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Interest in Red Roses is at an all time high:
📺 Grand Slam win v France was the most watched sporting event in UK last wknd
💥 Had a 1.9m peak, largest RRs audience since '17 WC final
📈 average viewership has jumped by a third compared to last yr telegraph.co.uk/rugby-union/20…

Perambulating shit stained pine needle IQ Victoria Atkins, dribbling on the rounds this morning.
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I went for my annual check-up yesterday, and the nurse said, 'Do you want to pee in the cup now?'

' Well, I'm not really that competitive anymore.'

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Goodnight all. And to those who've questioned the petition and called it pointless, may I remind you of this quotation:

“The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any.” — Alice Walker

change.org/p/reinstate-sa…

Day 2476:
Angela Rayner leaves the top off the toothpaste.
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Spike Milligan - Sandwich

Post a pic you took. Just a pic, no description.
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How stupid is wrestling?

Guys without pants fighting for a belt🙄

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Please please please please.
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Don’t you just love Squirrels little hands 😍🐿️🐾🐾❤️

I dig, you dig, he digs, she digs, they dig, we dig.

Deep poetry.

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'Tumbleweed and it's effect on lettuce sales' - Liz Trussterfvck.
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The Big Book of Public Transport Journey's - Tetchy Smallsack
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I've been to see the doctor this morning, and she's diagnosed me with anxiety, and constipation.

I'm worried shitless.

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For those following the Sangita Myska situation, this should set your arse on fire in fury…

Worth also noting that the caller bears an uncanny resemblance to a young Paddy Considine though that’s a tertiary point given the gravity of what’s playing out

Day 23: Angela Rayner once put a spoon in the fork section of the kitchen drawer divider.
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