Alert: White Guy has weighed in.

It's so crushing to think about all the vile monsters who've outlived these two titans. Bleak shit.

Goddamn, this is gonna be a fun summer.

2021 playoffs Eddie Rosario has arrived.

These are the best Nats home unis and should be canonical. Clean & elegant, no bullshit. Curly W in full effect.

Last time the Nats were over .500 Astros fans were rejecting the polio vaccine.

That was fun, these guys are fun.

Chaos base running is BACK

Hey Orioles, where'd you get those uniforms, the Toilet Store?

We are SO back.

Now wait a damn minute

Muting 'Kendrick' for the next 30 days, knowing I might miss out on some Howie Kendrick content.

This is like when the Taliban put out videos of them training on monkey bars and we were supposed to shit ourselves.

We're havin fun now, Jack!

Everything Kolko has said about Finnegan being nails the last 10 minutes has tempted the gods.

Surprising crowds with camels isn't cool. You know what's cool? Surprising the team at Spring Training with camels, that's cool.

*pitch meeting*
It's a BLAZING SADDLES reboot.
I'm listening.
But get this: Rock Ridge is WOKE.
*cigar falls from mouth*

#1: Jackin' it

We have the best City Connect unis in the league. That's obvious. But... I associate them with shitty teams. I'm glad they'll be retired after this season.