Lost my mum today to the cold hands of death.

Nigerian hospitals failed her
Nigeria failed her
The God she has worshiped all her life even at the point of death failed her.

I don't know how to process this but I know you are somewhere watching over us.

Rest in peace nne m oma

Fun announcement RETWit/Cre-X

I wrote a book about real estate... (no surprise there)

Meant for beginners who want to get started

Here's what it's about...

1/x

Lowkey miss partying in Lagos… cheap thrills in elegushi with guys.

Now everybody is grown up with real life adult problems lmao!

One of the most knowledgeable real estate fund manager I know. Incredible opportunity if you’re a good fit.

Retweeting friends on my tl.

I stopped reading at 1979!

Dear youngins in all you do, filter twitter advice like this one. It’s a different world now heck, mans will probably thrash your 2:2 resume if he’s hiring.

He might mean no malice, but truth is in 2024, with 2:2 and no leverage, you go too suffer!!!

I’m too embarrassed lmaoooo!!!

Real estate twitter is just beautiful.

One minute you’re slugging it out on excel at work, underwriting and shit, next minute you’re home, shitposting (or DMing) with the principal of a $500m AUM shop on twitter.

Happens every damn time and I love it!!!

Wait it out… that’s the only way!!!

Q4, Uncle Sam will come through!!!

E no mean, chest am, delete her number and move on to the next one.

No message am again oh, e don pass, on to the next one!!!

Jesus what am I doing with my life… Pedro called me the other day talking about interviewing for a HF job paying $3m TC.

Alaye Michael Akinola you sabi maths like demon, joor shoot shot at this roles, I dey beg you, forget whatever you saw on Glassdoor, it’s a smokescreen.

That mutual “I no send your papa” the best to be honest … I will always love my Igbo babes.

lol

All my life the best sexual relationships I have had has always been the side-nigga relationship.

Zero obligations.
100% pro max benefits.

Created serious trust issues for me sha, I go see funny moves for babes wey I like, I don dip. Won’t even ask for explanation. Just ghost!

At least Elon and his GOP folks can’t blame it on DEI… lmaoooo 😂😂😂!

Haven’t checked my notification in ages, make I look am.

If your guy is under 28, I strongly approve and recommend… the tuition free education he’s sure to get will serve him a lifetime!

(I don’t make the rules)!