Since the massive car park fire at Luton Airport, they've switched to trains to bring passengers in. That way you can safel...OH CHRIST FFS

Jesus Christ, I can’t imagine what that’s going to cost. Millions. I mean, imagine how many sandwiches and bottles of water that plane’s damaged.

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Since the massive car park fire at Luton Airport, they've been using buses to bring passengers in. That way you can safel...OH FFS

We might need to recalibrate our new walk through X-Ray scanners.

Drinks service on the 15:05 to Alicante is cancelled. No reason.

Since the massive car park fire at Luton Airport, they've been using a nearby field for passenger's cars. That way you can safel...oh ffs

Fact: The Antonov 124 was so large, a Boeing 747 could land inside it, saving thousands on cargo handling fees.

Reading here that Ryanair CEO Michael O'Leary said he'd happily supply planes for immigration flights to Rwanda. It will never happen, flying over 4,000 miles on Ryanair would be a breech of humanitarian rights and would be considered torture under the Geneva Convention.

To be frank, the airport hotel prefers dogs to economy passengers.

To stop an aircraft moving, we use Wheel Crocs.

Fact: Airlines in Dubai don’t play ‘The Flintstones’ cartoons.

But Abu Dhabi do…

French Air Traffic are on strike tomorrow. To be honest, it would be far easier to just tell you about the occassional day they’re at work.

Why not download our new app? You can then see your flight being cancelled in real time.

I see Ryanair are having a sail on the Alicante route. That's not a typo, it ditched in the sea.

What's happening at Boeing? I can't believe they'd let a 777 out the factory with this attached to the wing. Someone should lose their job over this.

Fact: If a predator attacks a McDonnell Douglas 83 from the rear, it can jettison its tail in order to escape.

#NatureIsAmazing

Just been to see Benny from maintenance in hospital. He was putting up one of those boards that tell you have many days since the last accident and it fell on him.