any dc people going to hast du xunt / dj fuckoff tonight?? 🔥🔥🔥

pinned to the bed by a beautiful woman giving me the best dick of my life and right as she growls that she's going to cum and something primal takes her over our moans are interrupted by the harrowing opening notes of welcome to the black parade courtesy of the spotify algorithm

it SHOULD hurt less to get hit in the nuts at this point in my transition

got beat up (and loved it) 🔥🥵🥺

date went well 💖😘 (wearing her clothes)

debating on whether or not to post my sex bruises to twitter what do we think chat

date night! 💅😘

got jumpscared by a cat yelling in my face while two girls were going down on me

introducing the talented napbot 3000
- can nap
- can’t not nap
- is actually a cat

happy thursday 💖🔥🐈‍⬛🐱

post nap messy girl ciggy

she said i’m giving claire redfield vibes

my brain’s bust like molly shannon…
just shoot me out a cannon
and as I hit open my head
can you see it?? nothings there!!