Scott Parker had this team at Fulham

And we went down

Genius

That's certainly an interesting tweet, now what's with the rest of the thre-

Newcastle trying to move quickly on both Tosin Adarabioyo & Lloyd Kelly.
Both defenders free agents and #NUFC aware of other interest in both players.
Kelly keen on the move to the North East & talks with his reps are advanced.
Many aspects of Tosin deal are agreed in

the 9/11 of television

Why can't every bbc interviewer be Victoria Derbyshire? I just wish every journalist in this country used the phrase 'do you think my viewers are stupid' when they do this dance

Hope they get rid of this book reading nerd for the champions league final so I get to hear Rio Ferdinand bellowing “HE’S DA SOUL SNATCHA!!”

So the seniors can use their bus pass as voting ID but university students can’t use their student ID 🤔 what a coincidence

“ELON MUSK”
“Um light, that’s- wait that’s exactly how it works”
“JOE BIDEN”

can't even browse through a serious timeline anymore. because of joke

i care very little about the election but i do care greatly about MPs, Journalists etc not getting to go on holiday 🙏 something to be grateful for today

Some people have pointed out the way this moment symbolizes the pointlessness of Vietnam, but it’s also important to recognize that this death scene is justified because it’s funny

(at bottomless mimosas with the girls) one of you will betray me

Freeing up memory on my phone and christ there's some mad shit on here 😂

Xabi Alonso with a strong audition to be Pep Guardiola’s replacement by absolutely galaxy-braining a European final.

this is the first time I’ve ever thought ‘wow labour is definitely gonna win’ without an ounce of excitement

Crying at how Rodgers pronounces Billy Joel 😭😭😭

I like to imagine there’s a Leverkusen fan that’s been saying “We’re due a defeat” all season turning to their mates and going “I told you so” right now

Atalanta isn’t for everyone