me when someone plays victim in a situation they created

i want to buy a podium for my apt so my friends and i can get on there and properly rant to each other

Please be careful ripping off Israeli propaganda posters, they are putting RAZORS on the papers. This is insane.

DOES THE PROCESS KNOW THAT WE ARE TRUSTING IT????????

Looking for two iiipoints tickets <3

Jaws if she slayed

Cat owner suddenly gets attacked by his cat unprovoked and for no reason

people are funny trying to tell u how to react to a problem they created???

i wanna party with king julian so fucking bad

Not my friends returning from a 3 day bender to their property manager position. This is adulthood.

'do you remember?'

Me:

We got into a fight cause I pushed him in a bush and then he threw my hula over a fence

well anyways… here’s the mugshot y’all was looking for.

My friends are fucking amazing

miami music week = survival of the littest

Aries szn is so intense that I let out at least 5 screeches a day

it’s aries season nobody talk to me i am too powerful now

Do you sleep less than 7 hours? Here's 10 things I do to sleep easy every night:

1. Don't have kids.

Was late to work cause I had a dream I was John Summit assistant and didn’t want to wake up 😭😭😭