Uhm… it looks like this wrecked semi spilled a load of dildos and lube all over I-40! Great camera work, @news9!

.@VendHelp All 16 locations are getting stuck on 'Processing' when trying to do our integrated CC payment. Unplugging/plugging doesn't fix.

From all of us to all of you!

As you wrap up the weekend, stop by Patricia's for holiday deals to wrap up something for under the tree! #5moredays

Meow, Santa! I've been good this year. Unless by good, you mean naughty. qz.com/570215/fashion…

Giggling with glee: exposing unsuspecting Korean dudes to American lovemaking. It's guaranteed to make you laugh. distractify.com/humor/2015/11/…

I've always loved this guy. Except now I have that damn song stuck in my head! tinyurl.com/qjpv5nj Steve Kardynal be my bestie?

If you're a thirsty vampire, a cute cat or zombie maid from Mars, here's hoping you get what you crave on Halloween!

A little #TBT and a peek into my house. Only two more days to prepare for spooktacular sexiness! youtube.com/watch?v=VKBuN3…

Playboy is doing what?!? ply.by/AGaxbN

We're not quite sure how we feel about Hugh M. Hefner's decision but we always liked reading Playboy and not just for the pretty pics.

Patricia's Gift Shop (Patricia's Stores) can help you 'spice-up' your Halloween - locations in OKC, Tulsa, Wichita... fb.me/GMLhiueF

A little #TBT musical interlude before bed tonight. Some 90s music should come back. #Soundgarden utab.com/magazine/artic…

Facebook broke yesterday and now we know why. #MCM #Firefly tinyurl.com/nj87a7v

Instead of the #GOPDebate , how about sex education & how far it's come in a 100 years. #welleducated tinyurl.com/qze68ct

Wow, what an honor! x.com/potus/status/6…

It's hot, humid and sticky. And we don't just mean in the bedroom! Someone send relief!

Sigh. Wish we were there! x.com/lelo_official/…

Wonder if I can get my cousin Eddie to wear this d*ck costume around? #Sexeducation is good for everyone. tinyurl.com/q3evv4k

Let your American and Freak flags fly together today! Celebrate the freedom to practice safe sex! #4thofJuly