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Celtics unretired numbers, 0-40:

0
4
7-9
11-13
16-17 (note: 18 has been retired twice)
19-22
24
26-29
36-39

23 of 41 are retired. Less than half.

I would take the following out of permanent retirement:

1 - Walter Brown
2 - Red Auerbach
3 - Dennis Johnson
10 - Jo Jo White…

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Observations on the roast:

1. Only about 12 prior and former Patriots, loaded heavy with the second run.
2. Tampa Bay was ignored completely.
3. Coach Bill crushed it but was largely ignored by the players.
4. Nikki Glazer had the best set. Andrew Schulz was sneaky…

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Hypothetical: It’s May 14, schedule drop day. Your favorite NHL and/or NBA team is in the playoffs and is either facing elimination and/or playing to advance.

What are you watching?

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You guys. A roast is a roast. Yeah, some jokes crossed the line. But THAT IS WHAT A DAMNED ROAST IS!!!!! You want nice, PG13 go watch Steve Martin or Steven Wright. Who are pretty awesome and on point by the way.

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GOATs:

NFL: *
MLB: Willie Mays
NBA: LeBron
NHL: Gretzky*
Golf: Nicklaus (could have been Eldrick)
Soccer: Messi
Auto racing: Richard Petty
Tennis: Serena*^

* - Duh
^ - won a tournament four months pregnant

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Sean McDonough is the most underrated play by play announcer in sports. He can do it all, he can capture the excitement of a game like few others. His dad (Will) would be proud.

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