they dont know im playing temple run

'why is that loser hitting his ipad so hard lmao'

name a worse time to find out the 1st amendment is being wiped than the night before a final exam

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she command me on my name of the people until I texas

idk guys I think the 1830s with no racists could be pretty sweet

at this point i believe ironing is a talent you are either born with or are not

there is no 'learning to iron' this is fucking bullshit

about to have sex any song reccs

!!FUN TWC FACT!!
Taylor Swift was actually originally going to be the featured vocalist on Kaze no Denwa, but she ended up having to cancel unfortunately. Here is what the song would've sounded like:

osu ppl: NOOOO YOU CANT PUT THAT NOTE THERE!!! CHANGE IT!!!
me:

gassing your car with it running actually isnt dangerous I did it yesterday

in case you missed it

she ec on my lipse til I syzygy

how are people still listening to lindsey stirling aint that shit old yet

'we don't have a men's history month'

never mind.. not going any more

I got tickets to see KNOWER in may everybody suck my fucking dick