Apparently I'm Islamophobic. Go me. 🤣

You know what? I think the SpaceX rocket has been tested enough. It clearly works, so let's fill it full of billionaires and send it to Mars, like, now.

Elon Musk isn’t so much the embodiment of the old saw about how “if you let a Nazi come to your bar in a month it’s a Nazi bar.”
He’s more analogous to a guy who buys a bar and renames his bar “Nazi Bar” and hangs swastika flags inside and starts to bully anyone who isn’t a Nazi.

8 years I've been waiting to hear this.

'Tusk will not be my Premier,' said President Duda. I can confirm this. I won't.

Expect another exodus soon then.

Could I possibly trouble you for some help again, dear friends? I've been scuppered by some unexpected medical expenses and am unable to afford them.
I need a total of about £250 ($290, €280, €275), and would be extremely grateful for any help.
zrzutka.pl/en/ux998p

Kazakh word чипсылар 'chips' has three plural markers in it:

chip-s-ы-лар
root-English-Russian-Kazakh

Emma Kennedy We get 30 days free then it's a Blue feature. But don't worry, the new TweetDeck is absolute shite, and unusable, so not worth paying anything for...

This was the second album I ever bought. Still have a soft spot for it.

Hmmm, I think #Marmite 's putting some weight on. Is this a good thing?

🇺🇦 Ukraine's president Zelensky calls on parliament to legalize medical cannabis in the country.

No. Just no. I don't want to know Trump's incest fantasies. But I'm not in the least surprised he decided to tell everyone.

Jordan Peterson is cishet.

This whole thread is good. The way the zoo has dealt with the trolls is really exemplary. Well done!

🤣 This made me smile, though.

RT [Mastodon]
If you put vinegar on Red Cabbage it goes more red. If you put bicarbonate of Soda on it goes blue. Vinegar’s tastier.

If you put vinegar on the front end and bicarb on the back end it looks like it’s going REALLY fast.

I've realised over the past 10 years (when I figured out I was autistic), that I don't get most humour. Some makes me laugh, but mostly it leaves me cold. And I hate sarcasm because I can't usually detect it.