Be honest, gang; whatever your position on royalty in general, this is WAY more metal than we were expecting 🤘

Hi Rishi Sunak sorry to disturb, I know you’re busy levelling up etc. I just wanted to ask, is this part of ‘the plan’?

Yesterday at 7.05pm, someone stole my grey canvas Eastpak suitcase from the luggage compartment next to the door on the Thameslink train to Horsham at Finsbury Park (the only stop between Stevenage where I got on & St. Pancras where I got off)... (cont.)

If you’re finding the prospect of another six months of bullshit before you can ACTUALLY fuck the Tories unbearable, you might find some release in my FUCK THE TORIES Album; download for FREE/pay what you want: mitchbenn.bandcamp.com/album/the-fuck…

If you’re finding the prospect of another six months of bullshit before you can ACTUALLY fuck the Tories unbearable, you might find some release in my FUCK THE TORIES Album; download for FREE/pay what you want: mitchbenn.bandcamp.com/album/the-fuck…

I watched, slack-jawed, as Sunak complained about others 'seeking to divide' and 'cancel culture', then proceeded to suggest that anyone who disagrees with him on any issue is basically terrorist-adjascent. Which, presumably, includes all his MPs, since they agree on nothing.

Let’s be clear here - Lucy Clark is not said to have done *anything* wrong. She simply *got a job*. She simply *exists*.

What has she *possibly* done to deserve Rowling sending fourteen million people to harass and attack her? In what world is that a defensible thing to do?

put a fried egg on my croque monsieur to make it a croque madame and now jk rowling is outside my house yelling

Offer to write the song still stands

Love this film. I made an alternative poster for it, inspired by vintage magazine camera ads.

“Rishi Sunak to warn next few years most dangerous for UK”

The Tories trying to con a win through fear. Someone should tell the posh twat that nothing is scarier than waiting for an ambulance that doesn’t come, which is the norm under his government.
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Apparently, Sunak's dream is 'a country where people can disagree respectfully'.

He said this seven minutes after basically calling anyone who disagrees with him, on any issue, an extremist.

Just stop soiling yourself and call an election, you pathetic husk of a human.

The many fond tributes to Roger Corman are a good reminder that it is a much better legacy to be remembered as someone who helped artists by exposing their work to the world than to be remembered as someone who buried their work for a tax write-off.

OUT FOR PREORDER ON BANDCAMP:

BEATLESQUE: A collection of Beatle-y songs I’ve written over the years (OTHER than the ones from the 37th Beatle show)

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OUT FOR PREORDER ON BANDCAMP:

The BOWIE EP

A collection of Bowie-esque songs, including the numbers from my Radio 4 special “Mitch Benn is the Fat Pink Duke”

mitchbenn.bandcamp.com/album/the-bowi…

OUT FOR PREORDER ON BANDCAMP:

The ELVIS Album

A collection of Elvis-ish songs, including the numbers from my Radio 4 Special “Mitch Benn Has Left The Building”

mitchbenn.bandcamp.com/album/the-elvi…

OUT TODAY ON BANDCAMP:
Crimes Against Music (2005); includes the actual hit single* Everything Sounds Like Coldplay Now

*No. 3 in the Indie Charts

mitchbenn.bandcamp.com/album/crimes-a…

This is a genuine Leave campaign video from the 2016 referendum.

Notice how absolutely none of the claims it makes have since come true?

In fact, they provide a useful shopping list of all the things that have been made worse by Brexit.

Nice