Santa has a special naughty list of people who haven't bought this yet, so get yourself to Waterstones Liverpool sharpish. Hint - you'll meet a promoter called Federico V. Peñaflora on page 35, and already it doesn't strike you as odd. Fabulous stuff! Paul Simpson Jeff Young

I dashed over to Waterstone's before I'd let my lunch go down. Looking forward to a breathlessly magical invocation of the capricious undercurrents of Liverpool's Lovecraft counterculture, with an enchanting soundtrack. And everything! x Jeff Young Terrible Username

I've left the wine trade after 24 years. I can't fit much into a tweet so here's my FB post. But thanks to all of you who've been so supportive throughout that time, too many to list but you know who you are! Angies Liverpool Jeff Young Bernard Connor. MD ANT Francis Martin Matt Round

As long as I gaze on Waterloo Sunset I am in paradise. But Aiggy Road will do on a freezing Tuesday afternoon!

FRIENDS! Please share this far and wide asap- Kendal promoter needs a hand, and i'd hate a lonely night in the Lakes! We'll sing all our songs, and we'll have a laugh, and we'll celebrate!!! My last show till next year WAH! #Kendal #The Lakes #The StoryOfTheBlues #ComeBack #Sinful

The sun sets in contented splendour just outside my kitchen window. Cor! ROPoem Angies Liverpool Jeff Young Sarah Deaves

And even if they're not a Jake Thackray fan at the start, they damn well will be at the end! A foolproof Christmas gift!

If you know a Jake Thackray fan with a DVD player, they need a copy of this. Available from JakeThackray.com.

Jake Thackray’s wonderful final album,Jake Thackray and Songs, is now available for the first time on CD. It can be bought from JakeThackray.com or on eBay. Please spread the word. It includes this timeless masterpiece: youtu.be/9PG6sITiNEs?fe…

Come to Sefton Park, home of the Halloween ladybird! Sarah Deaves The Friends of Sefton Park Jeff Young Joe Mckechnie “posting entity”

Our Jake Thackray biography is now available as an audiobook. 😁 amzn.eu/d/95xItX6

NPD

My brain's bemused, I'm disabused
Of hare-brained notions I can write -
A burning yen, a red hot pen
But all my glowing words sound trite!
I’d like to think I could make ink
Dance Friday-free, beneath bright lights
But usually I only see
It slouching home on Tuesday night.

Next time you read some nonsense from our Health Secretary about how they’ve made the ‘final pay offer’ for doctors, remind yourself that MPs have had 10 pay rises since 2010.

10.

Back NHS staff. They’re fighting this for all of us💙

There you go Sarah Jones, buried in here is a link to the Sidney Bechet record with the sarrusophone solo. I wrote it ages ago and promptly forgot about it. Now you can forget about it as well, thereby doubling its audience😂Is it on brand Sarah Deaves?
wineandvinyl.com/2013/08/08/do-…

One more Supermoon, gallantly hiding its light so the Superclouds could shine for a little while. Taken from the bathroom window, so now you know I have a wee in an area of astronomical interest. Jeff Young Joany the Great Sarah Deaves Angies Liverpool Joe Mckechnie “posting entity”

The moon, Sefton Park, 10 minutes ago. Get out and have a look, go on, it's dead great! Joe Mckechnie “posting entity” Joany the Great Sarah Deaves Angies Liverpool Jeff Young

I went to Cass Art to look for a particular notebook. They didn't have one, but I had a wonderful chat with a member of staff about stationery porn! They put me on to Cult Pens and now I'm staying in forever, dreaming of pens. Thanks all, I face ruin, but I'm very happy!

Does anybody else think #UniversityChallenge has turned into an infinite airless corridor of magnolia, a screaming, endless identity parade of interchangeable mannequins, a radio station that only ever plays the Lighthouse Family, a, a, a big load of shite?

These are not just flying ants, these are L17 flying ants... Sally Williams Joany the Great Jeff Young Sarah Deaves Paul Fitz #MDANT

I've noticed a lot of young people, Genzies, starting sentences with 'hey.' Does this mean the next generation will be known as Fonzies? Sarah Deaves Joany the Great Joe Mckechnie “posting entity” Dr Maria Barrett