Banned from RSA Conference (IYKYK)

Stopped at RSA Conference to do my badge pickup today. For those that don't know, they're doing 'weapons screening.'

A couple of observations:
1. I didn't think they could get enough x-ray machines in to do effective screening given the layout of Moscone.
2. They only have a…

Tell me you're in security ops without telling me...

Whatever it is, it's word salad.

When industry veterans look at a description of your offering and believe it's more likely you've suffered a stroke than pitched your product, may I suggest you're doing it wrong...

My fiancé’s son. 19 - Currently in Navy Tech school applied for his first credit card to begin building his history. Never had a loan or card before in his life.

E-2 making making $30k and they approve him for this limit.

Tell me our financial system isn’t setup to enslave you…

Groups of white frat bros being mad at you for anything is a good sign you're right about whatever they're (probably drunkenly) mad at you about.

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'DarkGrok ransomware group targets healthcare providers, leading to hospitals unable to treat patients.'

It's been a while since I've flown IAD.

But now I remember why: it's like the land time forgot...

On my way to RSA this morning and I can confirm this definitely wasn't me... 😏

Microsoft and Satya Nadella have released a memo in response to the CISA Cyber report about them.

Priority and clear lines that say security is above features and legacy technology support.

Something I called out below that they should adjust from. 👏🏼

theverge.com/24148033/satya…

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Speaking as one of the few people on the planet who has spent more time in Hunter's laptop than Giuliani himself, sure it's tedious.

But it's also some of the best stuff :)

There’s an audience that’s here specifically for these details. Just saying.

#infosec cc Jake Williams

Everything is “impossible,” right up until the second that someone decides it isn’t.

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'Founders of rabbit r1, a supposed competitor to the smartphone, are also behind the launch of a failed NFT project that they’re reportedly hiding from the web.'

lol

Before setting out on your zero trust journey (whatever that means to you), enumerate the edge cases that won't fit your proposed architecture BEFORE you begin.

It's WAY too easy to box yourself into a VERY costly corner otherwise.

What an absolute pinecone. Patrick Gray is already a fantastic podcast that has been around for...checks notes....ever.

Their security is as broken as their beliefs...