Er… Rwanda can’t be that much of a deterrent if you can pay someone £3K to go there voluntarily

Vanity. All is Vanity

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Er... remind me who has been in government for last 14 years

Foreign care worker visas have fallen by 25%. Presumably the govt thinks this is good news that there are even fewer people filling jobs in social care

Richard Madeley asking Keir Starmer about shoplifting on GMB. Awkward

Sunak to speak at an event on importance of press freedom. Perhaps he will explain why he goes out of his way to prevent sketchwriters coming to all his events

Compared with Westminster, Humza Yousaf left in style

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I make that about seven and a half Liz Trusses for Humza Yousaf

Over the last year too many people who are dear to me have been diagnosed with cancer.
I want to show them how much I care, but also do something practical, so I'm taking on a 26-mile Mighty Hike along the Giant's Causeway to raise money for Macmillan. 🏃‍♀️
Please contribute if you

Looks like the surprise round up of refugees for deportation will be less of a surprise now

Correction. Hopelessly behind at the break

Spurs can’t defend. Spurs can’t score. But Spurs are quite good at passing back in midfield. Looking for the positives

This is a new low even for Spurs. Just embarrassing. Gutless Tottenham Hotspur

This is going to be a long afternoon

15 minutes till kick off in the NLD. All I feel is existential dread

Blimey, the royal hacks don’t half write some bollocks.
God knows what the royals themselves make of it. Probably pissing themselves

Not sure why so many people are getting into a frenzy over a Nadine Dorries rumour. It’s not as if she doesn’t have form as a fantasist

Looking forward to hear what David Cameron achieved on his latest holiday

Chris Philp dying a death on Questiontime

Scotland follows Westminster into the abyss

Humza Yousaf forgot the rule: leaders who want to look tough look stupid | John Crace theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/a…