Well, fuck.

Jarren Duran is the 5th player in the Wild Card Era (since 1995) to have 8+ triples through his first 48 games of a season and the first to do so since Steve Finley in 2006.

HOUCK GOES 7 SHUT WITH 5 TICKETS, NIPS FOR TRIPS, RBI DOUBLE FOR WILYER, NEW RED SOX RECORD 6 STRAIGHT GAMES WITH A DING DONG FOR RAFFY BIG SCOOPS, 2-RUN OPPO DING DONG FOR CEDDANNE, SOX ACTUALLY WIN A GAME AT THE TROP #GOLDBOTTLES

Tanner Houck is in God Mode. ERA back under 2 after tonight.

Sox weren’t doing shit like this in April, folks.

Another seven shutout innings for Chris Sale tonight with 9 strikeouts. ERA is down to 2.22 and I am genuinely happy for him. Dude’s been through hell to get back to this version of himself.

In case you missed it, nugget chef dropped his first video essay on our YouTube channel today and it’s a banger.

HE LEANED ON IT WITH THE FLIP

CEDDANNE RAFAELA WITH THE TWO RUN OPPO DING DONG

Cash. Money. Dollars. Underdog Fantasy

SIX STRAIGHT GAMES WITH A HOME RUN FOR RAFFY BIG SCOOPS A NEW RED SOX RECORD!!

HISTORY!!!!!

I feel like Jarren Duran hits a triple every single game. Second that ball hit the wall, I knew we were getting nips for trips Tyler Milliken ⚾️

I’m not sure this umpire has any idea what he just said.

Ceddanne Rafaela’s defense is special⭐️

My man crush on Paul Skenes is growing with every start.

I will glaze Paul Skenes every fifth day if I have to.

RIDE WITH RAFFY

ANNNDDD SUCK ONE!!! Jared Carrabis Section 10 Podcast

Kutter Crawford 2.0 is a DAWWWG