thank you the reminders. i called my mom! she didn’t answer.

can some please remind me to call my mom back tomorrow

i’m not really sure how you’re supposed to use twitter anymore

btw my new song THAT’S MOTHER is out everywhere now 🫡✨

found.ee/thatsmother

i finished my stupid song! (here’s a long preview lol)

look at this stupid shit i just made lol

4/20 means 42.0% off our happyface products! this weekend only. if you haven’t tried our new stuff yet now’s the time my frens! :)

alive and sleep deprived

what’s a show you wish you could watch again for the first time?

mister glassman! he’s really soft spoken!

so sauerkraut is good for you right? pickle juice is super hydrating/full of electrolytes. so i thought, “sauerkraut juice is probably like a good mix of both!” and i drank a bunch of it this morning.

well, it is good for you, but it’s also a laxative.

and i am SHIIIIIT-ING

new stupid song on my second account!! stream it or don’t!!

open.spotify.com/track/1J2q0670…

putting the voice note button over here was an evil update

dying??

i’m so gassy i wouldn’t be surprised if i just exploded

twenty one pilots is releasing new music and suddenly my seasonal depression is over

Our new album Clancy is available everywhere May 17 TOP.lnk.to/Clancy

damn, sad song came out 7 years ago today.

i usually keep a mental note of the random products or clothing brands my girlfriend mentions she's obsessed with so i'll have an idea for perfect gifts to get her. she unintentionally does all the work of coming up with a thoughtful gift for herself. recently she hasn't been