‘The idea the Tory Party can advance their cause by saying ‘We’re terribly sorry, we gave u 3 PMs (none of whom..we decided were any good) but we want u to give us another 5 yrs with a 4th leader’ will be an impossible sell’

Elections guru Sir John Curtice

#Newsnight

#interiordesignmasters told yer. Roisin.
A bit surprised TBH, she didn't really shine throughout this series, but she's learned and really delivered in the final. Congrats.

#interiordesignmasters At least Francesca turned up dressed like a clown and reminded us just how bloody annoying she is.

#interiordesignmasters Roisin has it in the bag.

#interiordesignmasters another posh hotel room from Matt.

‘I wouldn’t like to say the Home Office are telling porkies here but let’s say they temporarily can’t find them’

Ex Chief Immigration Officer of Border Force Kevin Saunders on news that most of the people initially earmarked for deportation to Rwanda can’t be immediately located

The BBC News (UK) report on sword attack in Hainault is absolutely pathetic. Call this journalism? Repeat the same story over and over for 15 mins with a few mmm's.
Just tell the news once and move on unless there is something more to say.
I had to turn over to Sky News.

#DontVoteLabour
What a surprise. Don't vote Labour is trending.
#Torybots out in super force.
Fuck off and go home.

#RedEye ep4. 'We need to search all the hand luggage to find the murder weapon.'
Right. So one of the passengers is taking down their luggage, getting out a weapon, killing someone and putting it back.
THIS IS BEYOND RIDICULOUS.
IT'S JUST PLAIN FCKG STUPID.

#RedEye ep4 Point one. All these folks have better phone connections to a long distance flight than I get to someone down the road?
But isn't it amazing when a sniper turns up somewhere the victims are always stood right in the window?
This is just so stupid.

#RedEye ep4 I hate the expression LOL?
But if it means laughing out loud I actually am at this ridiculous crap.

#RedEye ep4 we're having some problems with the drinks elevator. Is there a problem? Let me have a look. 😅🤣. Who wrote this? Why is it that me thinks we are about to find another body 🤔
How many is this now?
IT IS A COMEDY. 😳

#RedEye Just started ep4 🤣
Talk about cardboard acting.
If I went to visit someone and they said let me take your coat and then pulled out a gun I think my reaction might have been a little different.
More like 'what the fuck'
Was someone directing this pile of crap?

#Tory sleaze #WilliamWragg
Maybe the police should have issued an alert to moronic #Tory pervert MP's telling them not to share images online. 🤣.
BBC News - Pupils get rare alert over dangers of sextortion
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-689185…

I just called Rishi Sunak a moronic lying twat on X.
A warning used to pop up telling me not to use offensive language, it doesn't any more.
X has realised that it's a popular view I guess.

#RedEye Just watched ep3. More bodies than Midsomer Murders. It doesn't get any better.

#RedEye ep1 someone is killed on a plane by a meal that had been poisoned. Detectives first question might be, who has access to the galley. 🤔
But for some reason it didn't occur to her in this poorly written idiotic ITV 'drama'. 🤣

#RedEye ligatures on his wrists? The sister and the doc were joining the mile high club with bondage and it got a bit out of hand.

#RedEye love the way he has to examine the dead doctors body while handcuffed.
😄.
And now two ladies having a punch up.
Must be something in the water?'

Are they paddling the 532 nautical miles to Dublin in a tiny dinghy from Calais, instead of the treacherous 21 miles to Dover?
Or hitch hiking to Holyhead from Dover and sneaking onto a ferry to Ireland?
Rishi Sunak you're a fckg idiot.
#SunakIsALiar news.sky.com/story/rishi-su…