If tomatoes are fruits, is ketchup a smoothie? Discuss.

pour one out for tomato blood season. see u all next year 💕

Some of the best things in life are upside down.

a lot of people don’t know this but tomato blood is actually caffeine free

do NOT give tomato blood to the raccoons who hang out by your trash bins i repeat do NOT give them tomato blood 😳

one of my favorite things about being a vampire is being able to eat as much tomato blood as i want. my second favorite thing not dying ever

if 80% of the ocean is unexplored how do scientists know for sure there’s no tomato blood down there

something about throwing tomatoes at performers on stage just doesn’t sit right with me

just found out humans call tomato blood ketchup?? lol weird

i don’t know who needs to hear this but tomato blood

Next time you have an issue with an omelette, just add Heinz. James Corden

just got back from Six Flags

hear me out tomato blood fondue fountain

tomato blood implies the existence of tomato hearts. has anyone looked into this

going back to the shark thing. i think they would like it

wait i think that’s salsa nvm

what if they made a version of tomato blood with pulp

tomato blood

sometimes i remember that leonardo da vinci (who was a vampire*) probably never tried tomato blood and it makes me sad

*todd from legal said i'm not allowed to tell people leo was a vampire

do u think i can air fry tomato blood or no