How I see the world after I’ve successfully moved into oomfs head like the tiny parasite I am :3

🍌と🍓ちゃんだったのね(๑⃙⃘´༥`๑⃙⃘)ෆ
#シルバニアファミリー

going to twitter university with a double major in interaction farming and reply-guyology

What the actual fuck is going on in the gc bro

🌷 Hi I like you and think you’re cute do you want to date ? 🌷

☐ yes <3

☐ FUCK NOOOO EEEEWWWWW WHY TF WOULD YOU EVER ASK ME SOMETHING LIKE THAT GET TF AWAY FROM ME WTF </3

to the 97 shared moots: maybe u'd like to see this one and reconsider

Me coming downstairs in dramatic makeup to eat dinner with my religious family

Me and oomf

Go like my cute pictures now

Your perfect doll <3

Sorry if this comes off as weird but I think we should merge our souls together to be the ultimate vision of love ^^

Okay but if you really loved me you would give me $200 so like…..

I want oomf…..

every time a man cuts his beautiful long hair an angel dies

Why are you crying in your room girl you should be in the club !!!

I pretend I’m him when I eat bread

Pour up (tweet), head shot (tweet)
Sit down (tweet), stand up (tweet)
Pass out (tweet), wake up (tweet)
Faded (tweet), faded (tweet)

Can I kiss you on the head and then you give my hand a little lick like a kiss back ?