I have no expectations for the Sens to make the playoffs next season. This is my new mantra. I’m going to brainwash myself into believing this all summer just to see all my mental gymnastics go to shit when we beat the Habs once in preseason.

The Sens need to make the gd playoffs. I have to figure out if I love them more than I hate the Leafs. At this point, it’s very blurry.

Brad Marchand: *sneezes*

The entire city of Toronto:

Nylander is the one guy from that Leafs roster I can’t convince myself to dislike. He has a level 10 force field or some shit that I can’t seem to penetrate, even after taking an elvin hate elixir I stole from that troll in Montreal.

Trying to convince myself that I dislike Vegas enough to have enough interest in their demise to justify watching their games. Leafs have spoiled me.

If I was a Leaf player, I’d blame food poisoning for shitting myself out there tonight as well.

It’s cute listening to how the SN panel would attempt to fix this Leafs team.

Before next game, Keefe should make Nylander walk through the locker room and call everyone a bitch, followed up with an old fashion glove slap.

This game has everything. The Marner goal was a nice touch.

“Stop fucking crying bro.”

Leafs after 40:

Boston looks like shit on paper. However, Toronto is actual paper.

Treliving going full Calgary on Toronto this off-season.

Leafs playoff hockey has helped me through some dark years.