.Laurie Kilmartin currently (5:41 am) lying in my bed crying laughing at this Nell/shower bit. I did not know this happened! 🤣🤣🤣 I'm late but I'm loving your special. You're so damn great.

Why do people even run after Tyreek Hill? Hahaha

I really miss social distancing.

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Record profits are unpaid wages.

This Wham! documentary has me so weepy. Not just because 'Make It Big' was such a pivotal record for me (ask me how many of those records I bought). But their friendship was so, so beautiful. Gah. George Michael was an unbelievable talent.

Why I hate people on social media reason No. 4083: Just had someone ask under one of my videos: 'Why is her face a different color than her cleavage?'

The sun, ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You not familiar cuz u sit at home being dumb on the Internet all day.

This is why I learned to box.

Just saw a crab walking out of this hotel. Thought it was a tarantula on 'roids. Cussed a lot. Almost set a sprint WR for puffy brown girls. It's gonna be a long road back to 'OK.'

I expected waaay more from that swag surf.

Old people watching the BET Awards should be its own reality show.

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Child Birth is far too dangerous for it to be forced upon any person

We deserve that mugshot.

When you go to pick out a big piece of lint from your fro, but it's a new patch of grays... I don't know why aging continues to surprise me. And still.

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Watching the Babyface Tiny Desk and had to Google what year Superwoman came out... Why did I feel that song so hard at 10y/o??? Wasn't nobody taking me for granted. But still... Thank you for these timeless gems, sir.

Anyone who believes LeBron would retire without a giant 'farewell season' hasn't been paying attention.

P.S. That man ain't retiring. He's just tantrum-ing.

This morning, my mom texted me, 'I really like you,' and my eyes won't stop sweating.

This legit made me tear up. 🥲🥲This is why I walk at 2 studios every day. Because these young people are willing to steamroll a douchey gatekeeper to insure their future as the next generation of storytellers.