Truly shocking how few people know the size of the car they’re driving

I only justified this by my dad contributing some money as a treat and cos I haven’t bought a festival ticket for a few years. To me, this is payment for all the gigs I’m lucky enough to work at 😭

How is my doctor running 30 mins late if I’m the first appointment of the day 😭

Sending my well wishes to all the fellow non-Swifty Paramore fans in this time of turmoil

Say it with me politicians

PIP IS NOT AN OUT OF WORK BENEFIT

real videos will come but in the meantime

oh my god. OH MY GODDD.

When will men stop telling me how to do my fucking job 🤠🤠🤠

The way I would have started talking like one of the characters from Spy Kids 3-D

everybody talks about passionfruit (rightfully so) but i can’t even describe how much i love her version of this