i always said if i was gonna get a cat i wanted my cat to have a lot of energy & one that didnt just relax and sleep all the time. now i have Monty that just wants to play ALL night. too much energy haha love this little guy but DAMN i take it back 😂 he’s lucky he’s so dem cute

The Menu.

Tara x Zach Edition

tomorrow :)

just watched as a guy let his dog take a massive poop on someones yard. Then right after he was about to walk away & looked up, we made eye contact. dude proceeded to look for a bag he clearly didn’t have in his pocket acted fake mad that he didn’t have it. gave me a “darn it” 😂

my tik tok is officially mostly cat stuff now….what have i done

headed to a wedding today for my gfs family. they said that an Armenian wedding parties until 3am. pray for me. i’m excited :) can’t wait for the fooooood

if you tell me to stop laughing and say “this isn’t funny “ it’s only gonna make me laugh harder and think it’s the funniest thing ever. all i’m saying is, wrong move Your Honor

is she… spreading her butt cheeks to poop?? why is this a photo?! hahaha my girl would kill me if i ever posted this

people who eat burgers without ANY condiments should not be trusted. you have no taste

lil mouse about to get a good ol spanking lol

so much do to…so little coffee :(

me when my phones dead on the toilet and i only have the memories of funny tik toks

798 days ago, Iowa WBB set a Big Ten Network WBB viewership record, with 164k tuning in for their game against Ohio State.

Yesterday, 18.7 million people tuned in for the national title game against South Carolina.

Grew. The. Game.

“Shoot, Edit, Post” is the “Live, Laugh, Love” of this generation.

the moment of fear when you look at your phone and it’s open to your last text thread and you’ve been recording a voice memo for 30min now

but HOW COOL would it be if the earth was flat? i’m gonna find 6 guys/girls who believe in flat earth and have someone blind date them

y’all ever have virgin mimosas?! they’re delicious!!!