Sigmund Freud was born 168 years ago today. A significant birthday for Dr Freud, because 168 divided by 21 is 8, and if you turn the letter 8 on its side and add some nipples with a biro it looks like your mums tits

Can't believe that this refreshing approach didn't work

Had some great nights at the Garrick Club. I remember the time Harold Macmillan won the meat raffle and Malcom Muggeridge said it was a 'fucking fix.' He grabbed the mic stand off the Bon Jovi tribute act and broke Macmillan's nose.

Happy birthday Ludwig Wittgenstein 🥳🍾
'I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves' is the quote that always came back to haunt him when nobody ever invited him to parties.

It wasn't even a real dragon, it was just a horse with a powerful vape, but he went ahead and slew it anyway

'Sure, I felt a bit depressed when I had to resign in 2016. But I pulled myself together by singing 'Doo-dooo-doo-doo' and then I got in my shed and looked for work'

Davey Jones Donny Fartpants ?

I fail to see the humour in Donald Trump doing farts out of his enormous smelly bottom. This is a serious matter.

'Now look here, Hennimore MP. We've got these important local elections coming up, so it's absolutely imperative that you don't become embroiled in any personal or financial shenanigans which could reflect badly on the Conservative Party.'

I spotted this T shirt design today. The pun doesn't quite work for me but I do like the idea of Father Merrin arriving completely rat arsed to do the exorcism.

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Davey Jones Viz Comic remains Earth’s best thing. A constant source of joy. Thank you Davey Jones et al. I’ve been reading it since the Kard Bar days/early 80’s in the Hippy Arcade. Still as funny as it used to be. I’m so old here’s a picture of a bloke kissing a winged demon’s arse:

There's a new issue of Viz in the shops today. And like the Holy Bible - another popular publication which used to be very widely read though perhaps is a little less so nowadays - it contains the story of Noah and his Ark.

When drawing a strip the other week for the next issue of Viz, I was quite pleased with the name Minty Forbes-Richlist. Now realise I should have checked to see if Minty Forbes-Richlist is a columnist for the Telegraph.

Watching former Governor of the Bank of England Sir Mervyn King's New Financial Year's Eve Hootenanny on BBC2 and frankly don't think I can keep my eyes open till midnight