Actual footage of CitadelAir™ flying by Citadel Securities secret headquarters.

Never forget

Tomorrow should be interesting $GME

Never forget

I still can’t believe news media printed and quoted us saying “Mayo Force One”

Google, 1998: We're going to organize the world's information and make it universally accessible and useful. Imagine the whole world's knowledge in your pocket!

Google 2024: Drink your own piss. Now eat glue.

I still can’t believe news media printed and quoted us saying “Mayo Force One”

Never forget

Times weren’t better back then. You were just in your carefree youth and are missing that time now. We tend to claim that music, fashion, TV, and society peaked when you were in your teens. It’s not the world it’s you that you are melancholic about.

Homeowners insurance increases as the value of the house increases, but auto insurance doesn't decrease as the value of the vehicle deminishes.

Young people’s goals have shifted from having a house by 30 to not having a roommate by 40.

I keep getting called mean names by the taxiways. Do I ask for the manager?

Rate my landing.

Anyone else remember 2020? Four years goes by so quickly…

It’s Friday night. What are you drinking?

2.3M shares couldn’t close? Wtf

It’s that time of the week…

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the