Disgusting scenes

Snapchat support is so useless

Police when you’re woke breaking the law, vs police when you wear an English flag on St Georges day

Sometimes I don’t want to talk or be talkative, people act like it’s a crime

losing myself again I think

I find comfort in being by myself lately

The urge to cut off absolutely everyone and just be in my own little world

Getting a new pillow actually made my sleep so much better

Every drink started to taste like battery acid since they became sugar free

I didn’t think anything could make me want to unalive any more until I pulled my clothes out of the machine to find the pod popped inside my hoodie and has stained it blue 🙃

No one actually cares about each other, we do to an extent, but at the same time we don’t

I’ve had the best year of my life with this red metal box 🚘

Can’t believe there are people who spend time purposely trying to get their Snapchat score up 💀

You ever post a tweet and then remember you actually don’t care anymore

Labelling is boring

Your kid doesn’t have adhd he’s just a dickhead

I have to bleach up the gym showers before using them cause I know how dirty some of these men are 💀

I’m gonna start wearing my doc martens again, it’s over for all of you

Imagine finding a photo of your car on one of those parked like a twat Facebook pages, the dream

Middle aged men claim they can’t find a job but they can fine enough free time to sit on TikTok miming to songs while biting their lips 💀