was pretty surprised to see this VOD was still available this morning, all things considered.

No one's falling for that shit at this point. He couldn't even get his Logan Run treatment made.

the big viral side-tournament moment of EVO Japan thus far: the Money Idol Exchanger tournament was won by a junior high student who showed up out of nowhere, chaperoned by her parents, and casually bodied everyone🇯🇵

full archive here, btw youtube.com/watch?v=3W5j8Z…🇯🇵

she is going to be 50 years old when she finishes this endurance stream, and I will be dead.
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My best friend, who had never seen Y tu mamá también and thought it was just a movie about taking a road trip with a hot lady, has been telling me 'We need a Y tu mamá también summer' for months and he finally watched it and text me 'yoooooo'

'Our operators will not participate in the transportation of individuals to prison using commandeered buses, as such actions exceed the bounds of our duties,' TWU Local 100 President Richard Davis told us.
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yeah i'm a gamer. i game.

Cronenberg's 'The Fly', The CW's 'Riverdale', the 'Bondage Fairies' comics.
*tears envelope*
name three places you'll see 'bughead'
*Ed McMahon loses his shit*

saw a dude in a Bondage Fairies t-shirt the other day and I'm still mad I didn't try to buy it off his back. Real culture.

This is like a $7,000 course on being an alpha male but it's free and it will work

Listen—up to certain, and usually quite generous these days, limits:

Your game design matters, your game programming doesn't.

dream blunt rotation

damn I'm so smart sometimes.

Big Dog shirt that reads 'Hey buddy the only TECHNICAL DEBT I've got is the LOAN I TOOK to go to DEVRY'