Sorry babes 😘

Doddie Weir 😢

The Rutherglen racist truck took its jacket off and turned it inside out for today's special event.

Aye this was it. Amazing!

Anyone else just see that freakishly big shooting star?

Skeletor says: Fuck the King!

Gwar was fun
Brad Nailer

First Concert: Mungo Jerry
Last Concert: Ghost
Best Concert: Reel Big Fish with Alastair McKellar
Worst Concert: Disturbed
Loudest Concert: Pig Destroyer
Seen the Most: Iron Maiden
Most Surprising: Lady Gaga
Next Concert: Gwar
Wish I Could Have Seen: Frank Zappa

Highlights from last nights wanky cocktail bar:
The bloody mary came in a soup bowl.
The drink that came with a postcard that the bar staff posted for you.
The 'Last Sacrament'- a drink that comes with confessions writing by other patrons.

Darcy sitting watching the afternoon entertainment in our hotel and politely listening to her dad tell her for the tenth time that he used to play guitar on a stage.

Nothing is going to happen to Boris. He'll be back in parliament tomorrow, sleeping on a big conference room table after heating up kippers in the office microwave for lunch.

A cute wee spider nursery on my fence.

Imaging thinking outing yourself as a boot licker would get folk to come back to your service.

Attack of the Clones turns 20 today. That's fun.