Hey EA SPORTS I would love to play EAFC again with confidence. But when my goalie goes missing during my matches online out of nowhere I can't do anything! Cripes fix your shit!
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Yeah it doesn't surprise me that people are drinking bud light in Minnesota. They are just a bunch of liberal pieces of shit. #bildenisms

Does he always have to go for the grand slam? Sheesh is that all he goes for? Cripes! #bildenisms #4%er

Just remember the bank is closed. no more deposits for him. #bildenisms

Other: I need my nap
Me: I don't give a shit
#bildenisms

Well I think it's time for me to shut down the engines here. I've been drinking since noon. My speed went from 90mph - 10mph. Wtf happened. #bildenisms

I'm just built like iron. #bildenisms

I'm just a nipple huskie. #bildenisms

My #firegoodell hat makes sense I wear it with passion #bildenisms

If my opponent only knew I was 3/4 in the bag and I'm still kicking his ass #bildenisms

'you know he's said a few sketchy things in the group chat here'

Alright columbo

#bildenisms

We've got this game locked up like a tight pussy #bildenisms

I like to consider myself an excellent kisser. It drives the women wild. #bildenisms

He's a damn log on a lump he's probably got some concoction to piss and poop in the same bucket. #bildenisms

Yeah BULLSHIT that's what he says that's what he says. #bildwnisms

Well I can't go see them because I've got cancer of the prick #bildenisms

Just a reminder do you know what they call the 4% ? cancer of the prick!
I gotta sit in my cubicle and piss in a bucket because I have cancer of the prick
I can't even brush the dog because I've got cancer of the prick.
I can't go have beers because I have cancer of the prick

'thank you for calling the city morgue. We don't have towels but we do have sheets' #bildenisms #makingamess

Do you know what you call it? A cancer of the prick. #bildenisms