#Svengoolie What did I think of ’The Land Time Forgot’? ..... Yabba-dabba-dud!

#Svengoolie The sequel was even more underwhelming.

#Svengoolie Everyone’s dead but he still talks to himself.

#Svengoolie In prehistoric time, volcanic eruptions were a contractual obligation.

#Svengoolie Og has been using made-up words. He’s a prehistoric performance artist.

#Svengoolie Og keeps throwing a bone into the sky, expecting something expensive to happen.

#Svengoolie Tyler might inspire more confidence in these people if he didn’t talk to himself.

#Svengoolie So they brought pollution to this land.

#Svengoolie I just wish the script would evolve.

#Svengoolie I now remember why this was called ‘The Land That Time Forgot’. When I saw it in a theater, I kept checking my watch.

#Svengoolie Dinosaur: Hey, which way to the ‘Land Of The Lost’ auditions?

#Svengoolie This could be the Island Of Giant Misfit Dinosaur Toys.

#Svengoolie I still think they found Pepperland in the prehistoric era.

#Svengoolie Ask the caveman about car insurance.

#Svengoolie You must be THIS high to ride in Caprona.

#Svengoolie We’ll have to ration everything. The sub will have to be one-sixth scale instead of full size.

#Svengoolie If only it was MacGuyver instead of McClure. This sub would be converted into a Lear jet by now.

#Svengoolie Ainley also was one of the Hong Kong policemen who found Bond ‘dead’ in ‘You Only Live Twice’.

#Svengoolie Does anyone know if control of the sub flip-flopped like this in the original book?

#Svengoolie Doug: A pirate? I demand a parrot. I know my rights.