If she ever broke up with me, I don’t think it would even give me a break up buff in valorant dude, I’d be so fucking train wrecked that I’d go play apex legends just to feel something

“I have not liked the way the Celtics are beating our ass by 20 plus the last two games”

The Tennessee titans need you bud

I feel complete bliss

Everyday I like Drake mate more and more thank god

Lowkey the pats in madden will be fucking broken if they get proper year two grades 😭

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GOD
IS
REAL

This shit is so hot that it made me horny while taking Prozac

This the guy who redeems his arcade tickets for handcuffs 💀

“Demon might be good for 1”

She was flirting with me, we are going to an arcade Sunday 🦆

For those wondering what I was doing before valorant was out

New header just dropped

Welcome to my third annual ted talk of the year… this one is a little ahead of schedule but today we ask the question

“Is this women flirting with me, or am I delusional”

If you showed me this tweet 4 months ago I would’ve curled up in a ball and cried

Guys I worked 10 hours this weekend and slept for 22 hours AMA

I only take jj McCarthy is Tom Brady is coming too