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Molly Poppins

@toricantstfu

I come here to post all the shit that would make my Christian family members pray for me. Pisces/Scorpio/Cancer. Follow my backup @toriwontstfu

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calendar_today12-04-2009 04:05:23

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Annual trainings of FDPA, HMDA, FCRA, SCRA, MLA, RESPA, HPA, and Reg U, Y, and Z are so exhausting- especially when you can’t test out.

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My teller: Victoria, I’ve met a lot of women but none like you.
Me: I’m not entirely sure you meant that as a compliment, but I’m choosing to take it as one, so thank you.
Teller: Oh I meant it as one. You say shit that would make a trucker blush though. It’s wild.

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My boyfriend on the phone with his mom:
Mom: They either cover her insulin or her kidneys go, her limbs go, her eyesight goes…
Man: I think she’s already blind… she’s dating me y’know
Mom: Well honey, that’s not her vision, that’s more of a judgment call.
😭😂

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Can someone explain the Insulin Affordability Act to me like I’m 5? Because my insurance was terminated which I can’t do anything about and I’m being quoted $1000?
Wasn’t the cap set at $35?! I’m not understanding what I’m reading.

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Lmao I have to go to court Tuesday for a fraud check I stopped in 2020.
I’m not even with that bank anymore 😭 I don’t remember this.

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this is how I move when I tell the barista to add 5 extra shots of espresso and a little cocaine to my coffee in the mornings 😭

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My A1C is a mothafuckin’ 6.7!!!!!!!!
I just feel ecstatic with that because when I first started coming here in 2014, it my A1C was 13+ 🥲

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This country will literally never change because we have people doin misery Olympics over blatant financial corruption that directly affects them

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