I wanna smoke but I don’t have any good snack food when it hits… I hate being an ingredient mom 😭 why do I do this

Dear Future Husband:

Do not let life look like it’s bullying me on your watch either.

Thanks,
Management.

SOUND This is what happens when you glorify disabilities and link them to “exceptional intellect.”

Randoms think it’s cool to use undiagnosed disabilities to excuse their problematic behavior and link these disabilities with vague ideas like “different” “intelligent” “misunderstood”

How do I stay awake at work on a slow Tuesday? I’m dragggging

I don’t want to fix my spending habits. I want to afford them.

This is the To Catch a Predator we all wanted.

I’m so sick of healing, evil bitches let’s roll out!

Gahhhd I forgot how bad Carrie looked in S1 of Sex and the City

Watched Wish with the girls and I give it like a 4/10. Wasn’t my favorite.

Asiago cheese bagel with Tabasco is 🔥🔥🔥

Feels like abuse to have to work when it’s absolutely gorgeous outside.

My question for bald men is:
When you’re using face wash, how do you know how far to go back?! Or do you wash your entire noggin?

Today was emotionally taxing. I think I’m done.

Got new internet and my boyfriend and I are trying to come up with the funniest name for our WiFi… any ideas?

Teenagers suck y’all.
That’s all, that’s the tweet.

Between 6&9