We know redemptions are a pain point for collectors. We’ve been working hard to make progress and we’re excited to make a few announcements…

1. One year ago, we had over 70,000 redemptions owed to collectors. Today, that number is below 10,000.

2. Moving forward, redemptions…

So help me here. He was a Georgia commit until today and now FSU?

We just sent out 175 packages today so if you’ve bought a sports card from us before yesterday, your package should be shipped. If not, you will have it shipped probably tomorrow.

if I told you to never trust a big butt and smile, would you understand what I was talking about?

Imagine believing that being “licensed lawyer” allows you to question me

I see a theme on my timeline often and often refrain from commenting so instead I will just say if you don’t understand that 70% of $20 is more than 100% of $10, there is nothing that will make you understand business.

When Kristi Noem says who let the dogs out, she isn’t singing a song.

She is excited with a shotgun in her hands.

I never thought I would decent Betsy DeVos but at least she stole Dalmatians puppies while Kristi Noem murders them.

Kristi Noem It sounds like out of at least three options 1) train the dog; 2) drive any distance to a shelter; or 3) shoot it on the spot, you literally took the easiest one.

Matt Gaetz Excuse me, but who the hell are you? I am a licensed notary public, so I literally make the law

Old Yeller is porn for Kristi Noem.

If you woke up this morning wanting to see me put a sitting senator in his place, you’re in luck