We got an allotment plot! It has an enormous Walnut tree in the middle of it. I’ll never have to pay for walnuts again!!
(it’s also full of weeds, nettles and old shit)

Asparagus and cheese tart.
Leaky casing led to eggy oven, but it all worked out in the end.

We have adopted another kitten! This is Socks. Been hanging out in our garden for a while. Took it to the vet, to get a check up, wormed, etc. She will be staying there for a little while before she comes back to us because…THIS KITTEN IS PREGNANT AND HAVING KITTENS!!!y

It’s a tall order, but COYI!

COYI!!

Very Bluebelly!
(Wanstead Park)

Nursery Easter holidays are in full effect…

COYI!

The egg is risen! Alleluia!

Someone must have really died onstage at the local comedy club…

Really sad to hear the news about Ewan Macintosh. Every time I met or worked with him he was always so warm, funny and a genuinely lovely guy. One of my favourite scenes to film in Afterlife was with him. Just a deadpan look or a turn of his head had me laughing. Sad day.

I’ve just realised that in Slow Horses Gary Oldman is channeling Robert Elms!

RIP Damo Suzuki

youtu.be/JXsd5W8ofDw?si…

🤏🥊 1st of the month!

No returns!!

Moo!

Fifteen years since I joined Twitter apparently. Fifteen years of doom scrolling and seeing/reading shit I really didn’t want to see or read. Some good laughs and great people though too. It’s not all bad, but it’s definitely worse. #MyXAnniversary

Kitty’s favourite hobby - Stealing pipe cleaner’s from the kid’s craft trolley, then either bringing them to me, or putting them all in his water bowl. Silly puss! Record number this morning. Six pipe cleaners!

The BAFTA winning family hit, #Dodger , is back for an action-packed Christmas Special, starring Angelos Epithemiou, Tony Way - Bloke Off The Telly (+ films) and Toby Stephens.

Airing on BBC One tonight and BBC iPlayer.

HNY!
(Steak and Ale, teaspoon for scale)

Happy New Year!
(I’ll hopefully be too pissed to post later)