Secret service agent gets up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water and Biden’s dogs are in the hallway like this

katt williams is so cool. he'll talk like rorschach for 2 mins like 'they don't want you to know the truth. they want to keep you asleep. they don't want you awake. you are being controlled.' and then the truth is 'pussy feels so good when you fuck it'

new vid. trying to date in a city where every car travels at 10 000 km/h youtu.be/gEbLqNUNQ2c

live on twitch for the next 5 hours doing a long-ass stream to see if the 'Pull Over 3 Vans' mission is possible in GTA 4 with the cars moving really fast. Let's find out. twitch.tv/tomwalker

stream schedule! making coffee, playing the horny modded version of Skyrim that I have PAINSTAKINGLY removed nudity from and then an extra long 5 hour stream seeing if I can pass the new roadblock mission in Fast Traffic GTA IV

The met musem really going RAWR xd mode

yop

What’s stopping you from commenting like him

Thank you for coming to my Sydney show! I had a simply wonderful time

If I lived in Omelas I would start doing land acknowledgments about the kid

New video: Ape Simulator. youtube.com/watch?v=YYzJPw…

made another video for tomwalker.bsky.social about his attempt to create a happy, thriving tribe of apes. things do not go to plan

welcome to the ape simulator
youtube.com/watch?v=YYzJPw…

Achewood still has the best punchline about celebrities dying.

maybe the most suspicious thing i can imagine, a guy getting divorced and immediately buying a silenced pistol lmao

lmao

laughing

Melbourne has been a damn blast. Sell out shows left and right and also I started being very annoying to people around me. Sydney show is on sale NOW, one show booked and it’s at the Sydney comedy store! sydneycomedyfest.com.au/event/tom-walk…

oh you like standup? how many times have you watched Woman in Front Row has Big Ones all the way through?

streaming this week with the very funny Alice Snedden and then some fast traffic GTA 4! all over at twitch.tv/TomWalker

Went to my first live comedy show tonight to see the legendary tomwalker.bsky.social and had a fucking awesome time. He might be slower than me in Gervais% but he's much funnier, go see his show!