Tonight's vintage interior:

UGH, GET OUT OF HERE, TUBBY!

AD REP: What does your product do?
CLIENT: It keeps kids calm when they go into surgery.
AD REP: Got it! Say no more!

My handsome boy

MSNBC straight-up trolling Trump at this point

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Today's oddly-configured bathroom:

'5 out of 5 stars! These tarot cards are gorgeous! The artwork is beautiful and they are of great quality! The case is sturdy, and so are the cards. If you are on the fence about buying them, get down off that fence and buy them already!' -- incendiaryj toddalcottgraphics.etsy.com

Do YOU have a young boy who doesn't wash his ears? Then YOU should get VEEDOL MOTOR OIL for your car! It just makes sense!

Oh nice, Alabama is getting a new venue!

Beverly Boulevard, 1922. The palm trees are where Cedars-Sinai is now.

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The Army needs girls as well as generals.

Today's unusual headgear:

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Let's eat here, they have good shade

Harrison Ford, pulling skirt since 1959:

When heading into armed conflict, whether in the deserts of the Mideast or the streets of America, always remember to wear a protective vest.

Considering that MAGA has embraced Trump's diaper-wearing as a sign of manly confidence, I can only imagine what they're going to with the news of him farting in court.

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM I DIDN'T LOCK HIM IN THE CAR