Man City should do to us as they please in the final. We are a bunch of plumbers.

Can we sort EFRIS out first?

Catch the Mayor doing his thing.

Wasn’t that the best F1 Qualifying in some while? Unless of course you’re a Mercedes fan.

If you’re in Kenya go and check out the Nairobi International Comedy Festival starting today. Thee_Cotilda is coming through. And ohhh, I’ve done some writing for the Highly Debatable Show.

Mondays are for trying out jokes at Red Basket (Dewinton Rise).

There are F1 fans who think Ricciardo is better than Perez currently.

Ye munaffe eyali akulembedde.

Tonight in Ntinda we laugh.
Time is 7pm. It’s comedy not a music show. You come at 11pm, the waiters will be the one to tell you the jokes..

We are on TONIGHT. Invite a friend.

Death, taxes and Harry Kane scoring against Arsenal.

Arsenal is beating Bayern Munich tonight.

If you can’t watch me at my Kickoff then you don’t deserve me at my Comedy Cellar.

What happens to Eid if the moon decides to go on it’s honeymoon today and show up after a week?

Free entrance. Jesus paid it all.

Smack that, all on the floor.
Smack that, give me some more.
Smack that, ‘til you get sore.
Smack that, oooohhhhhhhhhh.

AnchorsRFC NACOBA #KillAWeevil #SchoolsRugby

It’s only right. Let thy will be done.

For the culture.

Tomas Tuchel might leave Bayern at midnight when no one knows. Kinda like leaving a WhatsApp group.

Heyo Axon, you see dem Hajati a beauty dem.