I mean sure my issues are bad BUT my coping mechanisms are also bad so it all kinda evens out wait a sec

I bet you when I DO attend my first rodeo I’ll be able to figure out what to do pretty easily

Your friends and family should give you gifts when you get divorced too I bet they would be absolute 🔥

Having adhd is like being so so good at CNTRL+C but having no idea how to CNTRL+V

To be fair sometimes Twitter puts ME in dark mode too

I don’t ever want kids because I don’t wanna be confronted with the reality of just how annoying a little carbon copy of me would be

My adhd, depression, anxiety, imposter syndrome, savior disorder, and snack fixation waiting for me to wake up

A text from Old Navy when I’m trying to enjoy a nice relaxing giraffe video

My door dasher rolling up to my house at 1:30am

Still chasing the feeling of fixing your friend’s Nintendo by blowing into the cartridge like some nerd wizard. Blisssss.

How did seagulls wind up with all the audacity

A box of chocolates but instead it’s just assorted flavors of croutons