At my age, at my salary
I can not afford a mid range phone,
I can not afford a 2002 car,
I have to fight for my life every day,
I can't afford proper meals
I can't afford chops

Omo, it shall not be well with everyone involved and their families too

Person marry Calabar babe, the family say make e leave am. Una know the kind food wey dem don cook for that finished man? Come be girl wey dey cook wella for IG.

Una sabi the kine style wey dem don give baba for bed wey make am stand on bpusiness? 💀

Bruh said fvck my pops fr😂

Bruh!
30mins - 45mins cooking
8-10 mins eating
30mins cleaning up 😒

Physically unable to find anyone else attractive when I have my mind set on you

Lagos.

Imade Adeleke seeing your cry video:

Drake: You 'always rapping like you bout to get the slaved freed'💀

“When you put hands on your girl / Is it self defense cause she bigger than you”💀💀

Kendrick 20 mins later:

This is not cap!
I repeat, this is not cap!

I was there and I did it too😭

This was voted the “Fastest Boxing Match in History”

What did you feel made the guy not to fight 😂😂

If they go low, you go lower 🤣🤣😂😭😭

Fear China. Meet the new Dong Feng 'Cybertruck' 😄
Atleast if you can’t afford a cyber truck you can buy a China truck

Rich kids are rarely pretty. I don’t even know

A thread of some SAVAGE REPLIES in 'Game of Thrones' that'll get you laughing all day.

1.

Me : Babe did you see your period last month

Babe : i can’t remember

Me :

Today, I celebrate the gift of life and the promise of a new year.

“Whatever may pass, and whatever lies ahead, I’ll still be singing... 10,000 reasons for my heart to find.”

With a sincere heart like this little soul singing, I am grateful for God’s love and faithfulness…

So first of all it was Showmax that was owing me earlier, Now it’s “ID Africa”… this same Agency send his/her people the other day to persuade me to delete this Tweet below so they paid that same day.

This Agency is addicted to Promise and fail, Idk if it’s Family Curse or

The only thing missing in this house is food items. It's a five bedroom duplex and it has the following :
Bar
Cinema
Swimming pool
Gym
Double door Refrigerator
Laundry machine
Fully fitted kitchen
2 BQs
Automated gate

What again sef?

Just behind Pinnock Beach Estate,…

Are there men that enjoy watching anime, I think it's a woman thing.

Don’t lose a good woman because she has small ass

What’s the right way to sit on a WC?

THIS OR THAT